Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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