his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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