big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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