mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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