Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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