After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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