Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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