Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Please don't give away my fajitas
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