Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
