is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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