Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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