Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Just pee around me
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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