id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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