So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
