Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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