I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
