why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
PANTIES FOUND
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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