I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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