he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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