I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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