I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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