at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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