you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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