Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Sacagawea was the original milf.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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