This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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