period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
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