My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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