You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I could fuck to npr.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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