i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
only if we run a train.
done.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
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