i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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