when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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