Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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