I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I love you.
Bad choice
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