mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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