I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
