What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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