when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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