bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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