So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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