Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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