I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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