what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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