we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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