Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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