my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
You need a sexual gate keeper
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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