If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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