we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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