the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
