The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
My friends, they love my intelligence
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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