Umm I'm too high to move.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Randomize
